Viagra Make You Strong Like Bull - If It Doesn't Kill You First!

I was channel-surfing this afternoon when I came across a TV ad for Viagra ... For the record, it featured a country group sitting in a recording studio singing "Viva Viagra"... The last third of the commercial featured the requisite medical disclaimer, which, if you listen to it carefully, will frighten you much too much to ever have sex again - or maybe even GIVE you erectile dysfunction!

As a public service to you, my reading public, I used my trusty TiVO to transcribe the text. Here is it, word for deadly word:

"Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Don't take Viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain, as it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. Side effects may include headache, flushing, upset stomach and abnormal vision. To avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours. Stop taking Viagra and call your doctor right away if you experience a sudden decrease in vision or hearing."

Are you SURE green M&M's don't work?