Your Kids Are Going To Hell.

And it's all your fault! For those of you who thought Halloween is just a harmless opportunity for your children to dress up in costume and go door-to-door for candy once a year, I regret to inform you it is actually an evil Wiccan observance that separates those who celebrate the occasion from their Christian roots, and ultimately condemns them to an afterlife date with the Devil Incarnate. At least, it is according to this article from Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network.

For those of you who are doing Satan's work, and therefore are too busy to read the entire article, here's a pertinent passage:

Christians should be teaching their children (age appropriately) that:

• there is a spiritual world filled with goodness from God and evil from Satan (Eph. 2:1-10);


• life with Christ has power over darkness (I John 4:4); and


• those who celebrate Halloween either are unaware of its roots, or are intentionally promoting a world where evil is lauded and viewed as an ultimate power.

You want to really know what evil is? Evil is all that leftover candy that sits around the house begging to be eaten. THAT's evil.

Have a nice day.