There's a mathematical chance that the winner of the popular vote in today's election will not win the electoral vote, and will therefore lose the election, just as Al Gore did to George W. Bush in 2000. If that happens in this year's election, please watch the following video before you light your torches. It explains how our nation works. Thank you - and please vote early and often!
Of course, none of this will really be necessary, because the Redskins election rule is in effect.
In the Redskins 76-year history, whenever the Skins win the game prior to election day, the party that currently holds the White House wins the presidential election. Whenever the Skins lose the pre-election game, the party NOT currently in the White House wins the election. This streak is 16 for 17, with the only exception being Dubya's victory over John Kerry four years ago. With the Redskins' loss to the Steelers last night, it ensures the streak will be back on track, and that Barack Obama will be elected our next President.
So there's no need for you to actually vote. Have a nice day.